Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 350 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2784
<1min

One-liner #0974

If ceiling fans could hold your weight, you'd never be bored again.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3620
<1min

Flower Order

By the time the wedding planner finally bothered to order the flowers there were none left. The service ended up being quite lackadaisical.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4014 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4015 - January 22, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1715
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is even a new chicken themed funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Coop Car" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/coop-car Enjoy t... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6448
<1min

Coop Car

It's definitely not a sedan - it's a coop! or The party is overwhen the coop car arrives. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3760
<1min

Jonah Comeback

A little girl was talking to her teacher about Jonah being swallowed by a great fish. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a fish to swallow a human because even though they were large th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2644
<1min

Quote #1421

"The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's greener where you water it." - @freesermons read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2759
<1min

One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3895
<1min

Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3490
<1min

Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4013 - January 21, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1575
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4670
<1min

Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3024
<1min

Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3154
<1min

Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2607
<1min

Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2756
<1min

One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4012 - January 20, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1703
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3761
<1min

The Heavens Declare

To date, the highest resolution picture ever taken by mankind. "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands."- Psalm 19:1 ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2635
<1min

Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3007
<1min

One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3261
<1min

Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3039
<1min

The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first-time runner is hobbling away, having just finished. A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He paus... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4011 - January 19, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1729
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2015

When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
5426
<1min

Dog Stool

Stool Happens! ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2472
<1min

One-liner #0970

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2442
<1min

Quote #1418

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..