Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 350 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Self Confidence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Self Confidence

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion. Getty put up quit... read more..
Helping Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" ... read more..
A Plan for Times of Trouble
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Plan for Times of Trouble

Elijah and the widow from Zarephath's plan in a time of trouble is a model for us to imitate when our own times of trouble come. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150118.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last week we had a baptism so this week there is a video to watch.... read more..
Economy Motel
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4390
<1min

Economy Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4010 - January 18, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4010 - January 18, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last w... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4009 - January 16, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4009 - January 16, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Old Signs?
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Old Signs?

Recent discoveries have really stirred up the"old signs" vs. "young signs" debate. ... read more..
Spider-Man
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Spider-Man

If you'd like to learn how to spin like Spider-Man make sure to sign up for his new webinar.... read more..
Quote #1417
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1417

"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy." read more..
One-liner #0969
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0969

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.... read more..
Who's the Strongest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Who's the Strongest

Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?" A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest.  "I am the strongest!" "Great!" the first man said.   "Can you help me p... read more..
Some Things You Keep
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3393
2 min read

Some Things You Keep

Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th... read more..
Letter From Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Letter From Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/a49u Remember when it was considered creepy to follow peopl... read more..
Building Facelift
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..
Quote #1416
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1416

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..
Chicken and Rice
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chicken and Rice

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..
One-liner #0968
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0968

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..
Coffee Delay
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4008 - January 15, 2015
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4008 - January 15, 2015

         In Today's Issue       Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Snowman Cry
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..
Tattoo Ten
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tattoo Ten

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE." 2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4.  "Sorry, sir, you... read more..
Health
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Health

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..
Self-Confidence Test
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3079
2 min read

Self-Confidence Test

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..
Quote #1415
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..
Cabbage Rule
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..
One-liner #0967
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..
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