Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 857 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - December 17, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection seeks to reconnect persecuted followers of Jesus to those living in faith and freedom around the world. To learn more please go to:htt... read more..
Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
7132
4 min read

Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh

I never have to look at the calendar to know when the Christmas holiday season is approaching. As soon as I lay down my fork on Thanksgiving Day, the battle drums begin to roll. Somebody, who apparent... read more..
Quote #1693
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1693

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwanted child, care for the ill, love your enemies." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1249
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1249

Advice #7: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields... read more..
Christmas Role
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Role

Many years ago, I was casting kids at our church for the annual Christmas play. I gave the children choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you ca... read more..
The Light Of The World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Light Of The World

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..
Organizational Changes at the North Pole
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4556
4 min read

Organizational Changes at the North Pole

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other res... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4317 - December 14, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4317 - December 14, 2017

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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a link to a bunch of the Christmas jokes on Cybersalt Site (www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/clean-jokes/christmas-jokes). Today, I'm happy to share a lin... read more..
Christmas Present
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Present

Christmas time is a season when many people are more interested in the present than the past. read more..
Predicting the Future
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Predicting the Future

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy ... read more..
Home For The Holidays
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Home For The Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York and as she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my ... read more..
The Risk of Innocence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Risk of Innocence

Tiny, helpless swaddled in hay washed, clothed, fed carried each day. Poverty, heat occupied land Romans, cruel Herod Palestine sand. Emptying self and breaking through with limits of flesh tempta... read more..
One-liner #1248
One-liners
Susan Davis
1969
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One-liner #1248

Advice #6 Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.... read more..
Quote #1692
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1692

“A prison cell, in which one waits, hopes, and is completely dependent on the fact that the door of freedom has to be opened from the outside, is not a bad picture of Advent.” - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4315 - December 10, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4315 - December 10, 2017

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Cybersalt News - December 10, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt's Body of Christ Connection is a ministry reconnecting persecuted followers of Jesus to their brothers and sisters living in faith and freedom around the world. T... read more..
One-liner #1247
One-liners
Susan Davis
1958
<1min

One-liner #1247

Advice #5: Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?... read more..
Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2332
4 min read

Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter Yet!

In first grade, our teacher asked us to pen a letter to Santa for Christmas. She asked us, “Name one present you would like Santa to bring you for Christmas.” Then we were to write a letter to Sant read more..
Server Admiration
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Server Admiration

I like waiters: they bring a lot to the table.... read more..
Quote #1691
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1691

"Christ's willingness to come to earth was not motivated by what He saw inside of us, but by what was inside of Him." - Paul David Tripp read more..
The Trip Home
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The Trip Home

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: *Fasten Your Seat Belts* Then, after a whi... read more..
Yukon Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Yukon Christmas

Thanks to list member Marcia Laycock (and her insomnia) for a creative variation of the classic poem. Twas the night before Christmas, in Yukon you know,Way up above 60 where Arctic winds blow. Asle... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4314 - December 7, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4314 - December 7, 2017

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Cybersalt News - December 7, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 7, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Do you know what's hot again? Christmas jokes! Ok, at least for a couple of weeks they will be. So to take advantage of the times you can find a list of most of the Christm... read more..
Grammar Police
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Grammar Police

Grammar Police: Just here to ensure proper sentencing.... read more..
Quote 1690
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote 1690

"Dance like nobody is watching. Text and email like it will be read in court someday." - Unknown read more..
Children Shopping
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Children Shopping

My first-grade daughter and her friend both needed new boots as winter approached. Not many days passed before her friend got in the car one morning sporting brand new boots. "Beth," I commented, "I ... read more..
Politically Correct Santa
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5931
3 min read

Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..
One-liner #1246
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1246

Advice #4: Be realistic; ask the impossible!... read more..
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