Monthly Archive

2020

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One-Liner #1494
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1494

Five symptoms of laziness: 1.... read more..
Quote #1932
Quotes
Susan Davis
2157
<1min

Quote #1932

  "If you ask, 'Why is this happening?' no light will come, but if you ask, 'How am I to glorify God now?' there will always be an answer." - J. I. Packer  read more..
Ministry Salaries
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4799
<1min

Ministry Salaries

A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.  One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "... read more..
Favorite Flower
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6441
<1min

Favorite Flower

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.... read more..
Tourism
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5533
<1min

Tourism

I am a mental tourist. My mind wanders.... read more..
Neighbors
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2736
<1min

Neighbors

You Know You Live in a Small Town When... The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine. The local phone book has only one yellow page. Third Street is on the edge of town. Y... read more..
A Family Stare off Competition
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1844
4 min read

A Family Stare off Competition

During the last several months, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I have spent some quality time together. I’m assuming this is quality time, but I will have to get second opinion evidence ab... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4567 - July 19, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4567 - July 19, 2020

  Issue #4567                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer fo read more..
Cybersalt News - July 19, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1219
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! You may recognize the name of J.I. Packer for his well known book, "Knowing God." Dr. Packer passed away on Friday. For this Sunday's video share I am featuring the follow... read more..
Quote #1931
Quotes
Susan Davis
1983
<1min

Quote #1931

 "The Christian's motto should not be 'Let go and let God,' but 'Trust God and get going!'" - J. I. Packer read more..
Letter Order
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4073
<1min

Letter Order

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Txes M&A Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rs... read more..
Pro-Gravity
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3359
<1min

Pro-Gravity

“Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.”... read more..
God's Will
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

God's Will

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..
One-Liner #1493
One-liners
Susan Davis
1593
<1min

One-Liner #1493

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4566 - July 16, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4566 - July 16, 2020

  Issue #4566                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for a read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1165
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..
Quote #1930
Quotes
Susan Davis
1809
<1min

Quote #1930

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Latin Translation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6558
<1min

Latin Translation

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, ala... read more..
Athletics Anonymous
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4746
<1min

Athletics Anonymous

Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous." When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle r... read more..
Fourth Needed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2945
<1min

Fourth Needed

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As h... read more..
Through a Child's Eye
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2331
<1min

Through a Child's Eye

The world is an adventure, there's so many things to see, the search for buried treasure, climbing high up in a tree. Finding shells along the seashore, playing marbles in the sand, skipping stones a... read more..
One-Liner #1492
One-liners
Susan Davis
1626
<1min

One-Liner #1492

Paranoia has reached absurd stages ... I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.... read more..
It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1632
4 min read

It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces

I only made one mistake last week, which is something of a record for me. I try limiting mistakes to one at a time, but not always in sequential order. I once tried to make my mistakes in a logical or... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4565 - July 12, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4565 - July 12, 2020

  Issue #4565                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't mis read more..
Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1065
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't miss them very much, but just the same I have started watching a new one during this pandemic: marble racing. Don't hate me becaus... read more..
Quote #1929
Quotes
Susan Davis
2197
<1min

Quote #1929

"Some people could be given an entire field of roses, and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude read more..
One-Liner #1491
One-liners
Susan Davis
1624
<1min

One-Liner #1491

The dumbest thing I've ever purchased was a 2020 planner!... read more..
Sauce Control Center
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4008
<1min

Sauce Control Center

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, ... read more..
Packaging Included
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3589
<1min

Packaging Included

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..
The Law
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2749
2 min read

The Law

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..
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