Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 857 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
In-flight Service
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3682
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In-flight Service

United Airlines recruits train to serve in-flight snacks. ... read more..
Bible Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3602
<1min

Bible Pun 2

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Command... read more..
One-liner #1181
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1181

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.... read more..
Missing Jesus
Easter
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Missing Jesus

We, who follow Jesus, need to watch carefuly in order to not miss what Jesus wants to do in our lives and in our time. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170409.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4248 - April 9, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4248 - April 9, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4248                         Cybersalt News Palm ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1446
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017

Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at: www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-p... read more..
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2278
4 min read

The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..
Clergy Types
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..
Quote #1627
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..
One-liner #1180
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..
Where God Ain't
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2870
<1min

Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..
Burger Change
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4335
2 min read

Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4247 - April 6, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4247 - April 6, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4247                         Cybersalt News Oh lo... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1518
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there?  Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..
Youngest Cake
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5825
<1min

Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..
Line Ups
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..
Frustration
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3143
<1min

Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..
Quote #1626
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1973
<1min

Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..
Hated Key
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1977
<1min

Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..
One-liner #1179
One-liners
Susan Davis
1960
<1min

One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..
Lost Goober Hunters
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4014
<1min

Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..
Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1416
<1min

Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith

Sarah and Abraham are an example of faith because their consideration of God's faithfulness suspended their disbelief.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170402.mp3{/audio} read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4246 - April 2, 2017
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4246 - April 2, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4246                         Cybersalt News Sunda... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 2, 2017
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1520
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a... read more..
God Uses Little People
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3380
<1min

God Uses Little People

God uses little peopleto do things needing done,And since he lives inside of us,He and us are one. God wants to use our bodies,Our feet and hands and heart,To do his tasks is what he asks,And now we ... read more..
Vegetarian Error
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1758
<1min

Vegetarian Error

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.... read more..
Financing Surgery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3965
<1min

Financing Surgery

A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." He answered, "Well, there is... read more..
All My Friends Are Getting Old
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2641
4 min read

All My Friends Are Getting Old

Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school.... read more..
One-liner #1178
One-liners
Susan Davis
2018
<1min

One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..
Quote #1625
Quotes
Susan Davis
2137
<1min

Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..
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