Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Two Wishes Granted
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4553
2 min read

Two Wishes Granted

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and tu... read more..
First Impressions Boss
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1837
<1min

First Impressions Boss

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. Th... read more..
Quote #1799
Quotes
Susan Davis
2568
<1min

Quote #1799

"Be much in secret prayer. Converse less with man, and more with God." - George Whitefield read more..
Played Down
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1880
<1min

Played Down

So, you bought a deck of giant novelty playing cards. Big deal!... read more..
One-liner #1357
One-liners
Susan Davis
1915
<1min

One-liner #1357

I have a twin brother - he's identical, but I am not.... read more..
Visiting Friends
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4674
<1min

Visiting Friends

Hush-A-Bye Buddy (Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby) Hush-A-Bye BuddyIn our guest roomIt's been three weeks now --Are you leaving us soon?We'll all miss your snoringAnd carrying on,But please--Won't you... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4427 - February 17, 2019

  Issue #4427                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs mor read more..
Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1158
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder thinks the world needs more of his friend Tom. You can read "I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-miss-my-good-friend-to... read more..
I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1867
4 min read

I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery

This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were having a conversation. Of course, it was more like a monologue, but you know how that works. We were thinking back over the years of o... read more..
Wedding Cake Verse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4780
<1min

Wedding Cake Verse

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads, "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker... read more..
Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3299
<1min

Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her. "Trust me," she... read more..
Quote #1798
Quotes
Susan Davis
2023
<1min

Quote #1798

"If we don't teach our children to follow Christ, the world will teach them not to." - Unknown read more..
Pulpit Grammar
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1989
<1min

Pulpit Grammar

A little primer for homiletics: I heard you say you speak good. I know you meant well.... read more..
One-liner #1356
One-liners
Susan Davis
1794
<1min

One-liner #1356

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4426 - February 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
96
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4426 - February 14, 2019

  Issue #4426                           Cybersalt News Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine' read more..
Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1121
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019

Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine's Day isn't always an easy day. Whether it is for you or not, give Psalm 91 a read today and try to spot the "chickenish" part t... read more..
Dog Wash
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4908
<1min

Dog Wash

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if... read more..
Tips on Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5460
3 min read

Tips on Love

Tips on Love ... From Those Who Should Know (All questions were answered by kids, age 5-10) What is the proper age to get married?"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, a... read more..
Speaking of Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739
<1min

Speaking of Romance

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are read more..
Vaguelybond Heart
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1874
<1min

Vaguelybond Heart

Valentine's Day: Have I told you lamely that I love you?... read more..
Quote #1797
Quotes
Susan Davis
2052
<1min

Quote #1797

"The Maker of the Stars would rather die for you than live without you. That is a fact." - Max Lucado read more..
One-liner #1355
One-liners
Susan Davis
1659
<1min

One-liner #1355

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4425 - February 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
98
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4425 - February 10, 2019

  Issue #4425                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is read more..
Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1151
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.https://www.facebook.com/gr... read more..
Have Mouth, Will Stutter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2057
4 min read

Have Mouth, Will Stutter

I pride myself with the ability to express myself with the proper wording. I enjoy words and seeing how they relate one to another. Unfortunately, it has not always the case. I have found through the... read more..
One-liner #1354
One-liners
Susan Davis
1941
<1min

One-liner #1354

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.... read more..
Freezer Order
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4647
<1min

Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Do... read more..
Faithfulness Ensured
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1774
<1min

Faithfulness Ensured

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project... read more..
Quote #1796
Quotes
Susan Davis
2256
<1min

Quote #1796

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution." - Unknown read more..
Renovation Reality
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2033
<1min

Renovation Reality

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin. Let that sink in!... read more..
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