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It has been a quiet week in the parsonage, notwithstanding the lack of cooperation from Mr. Weatherman. As the thermometer dipped, I ducked inside and sought the warmth of my easy chair. Since coming... read more..

"The heaven of heavens cannot contain Him, and yet He condescends to find a house within our hearts!" - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

"I have CDO; it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order ... as they should be." read more..

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite... read more..

This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight; at least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising; waste of time. - Read less; makes you think. - Watch more TV; I've been missing some good stuff. - Procrastinate m... read more..

It hardly seems possible that another Christmas has come and gone. I think it comes quicker than it goes, but then that is just my opinion. We were sitting for the last time around the Christmas tree... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With a new year ahead, Rev. James Snyder is looking forward with a keen appreciation of the memories - and a promise - from the past. You can read "Another Christmas up the... read more..

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals. I'm LIVID.... read more..

"I do not understand the mystery of grace; only that it meets us where we are and doesn't leave us where it found us." - Anne Lamott read more..

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. The jury was out for several... read more..

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of the read more..

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!... read more..

You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When . . . - Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. - The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! - You receive a Sumo ... read more..

When we understand what the word "martyr" really means, we'll understand we are called to be one at Christmastime and throughout the year. (with apologies for the sound quality of this recording!) read more..

Sunday greetings and Merry Christmas everyone! Susan and I pray that the peace and light of Jesus rests upon and shine within your heart today. Mrs. Cybersalt finished our Christmas letter a few day... read more..

The other night, three-year-old Billy was showing the Terracotta nativity scene in his living room to his stuffed dragon. "This is an activity scene," he said to the dragon. "It's when they put brea... read more..

"For unto us a child is born, unto us a Son is given; and the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace." read more..

Some of you on this list will actually enjoy these - proof once again of the need for more therapists in the world, lol. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?It's Christmas, Eve! What does ... read more..

Mary glared at me Pa rumpa pum pum, Me and my drum.... read more..

God is not served by human hands as though he needed anything (Acts 17:25). The gifts of the magi are not given by way of assistance or need-meeting. It would dishonor a monarch if foreign visitors ca... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - the last one before Christmas! Yesterday was the shortest day of the year for us Northern Hemispherical types.  It's a fitting reminder that Christmas can be a very d... read more..

That's when Eleanor spotted the sniper. ... read more..

"Watch, O Lord, with those who wake, or watch, or weep tonight." - St. Augustine read more..

Some of these are horrible. Enjoy! What do they call Santa's helpers?Subordinate Clauses What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?Krisp Kringle Who sings "Love Me Tender" an... read more..

Did you know, chocolate makes your clothes shrink!?... read more..

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding tic read more..

Every family has those traditions and days that help define their family. I personally know some families (although I shall not divulge any names unless there is enough cash present) that are adequate... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. What do you buy for the woman who already has the greatest gift? Rev. James Snyder is not the only man to struggle with that question. You can read about his quest in "'Twa... read more..

What is King Wenceslas' favorite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp, and even.... read more..

A woman was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable, and after hours of hearing both her children asking for e... read more..