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Afraid To Cross

Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them.

"Are you afraid?" asks one to the other.

"Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?"

"Yes I do," says the scared man. "But what if God suddenly chooses right now to be good to the crocodiles?"

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