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    Number Eighteen

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    911 Sees All

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    Tax Forms

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    Foot Pill

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    Insured Voice

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    Check Your Bill

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    Shaking Hands

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Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?"

"Sixty cents," said the driver.

The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is the fare now?"

"Ninety cents," said the driver. "You're running the wrong way."


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