logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Change Help

A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was undone and his shirt collar askew, and it was clear he had also wiped his hands on his once-white shirt. Close to him stood an immaculately neat woman who was speaking in quick, agitated tones.

"Hello, there," said the motorist. "Say, I've changed a lot of tires. Maybe I can help here."

"You sure can," the man with the flat tire replied wearily. "My wife is an expert, too. If you will just do all the arguing with her about how this tire ought to be changed, I can concentrate on the dirty work and get the job done."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Television Bloopers - British Style

    "Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just…
  • Default Image

    Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

    A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed…
  • Default Image

    Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and…
  • Default Image

    Half Diet

    A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her…
  • Default Image

    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
  • Default Image

    Dangerous Criminal

    One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she…
  • Default Image

    Signs the Childhood is Over

    Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore. Driving a car doesn't…
  • Default Image

    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Claims

    These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in…
  • Default Image

    Mental Test

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally…
  • Default Image

    Real Newspaper Ads

    These are real ads from a newspaper. 1. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850 or best offer 2.…
  • Default Image

    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
  • Default Image

    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…
  • Default Image

    Mom, Send Money

    A kid called up his mum from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out…
  • Default Image

    Two Kids

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…