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STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will…
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I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM machines? It comes…
Summer Job Hunt

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my…
Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two…
Deer Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The…
The Mystery Of Women

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take…
Stolen Goat

The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
All Saved Up

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've…
Lost Snack
Beware of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD."…
Lost In Jail

I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…
Payment Plan

Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…
Peter's Portrait

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis,…