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Illegal Turn

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
Just A Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy…
Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…
Goober Counsellor

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One…
Looking Funny

According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…
Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
Ploughing at Night

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.…
Stolen Wallet

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling…
Y2K Backup System

While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our…
Lobster Tails

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and…
Spelling Help

My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the…
Ashes

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey…
King of The Jungle

The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
Silent Monastery

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped…