Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

More Jokes

Animal Thoughts

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I…
Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
Calling In Sick

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
6 Legged Turkey

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better…
How Do You Spell That

Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send…
Birds and Bees

Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
Doll Play

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR…
Need Help?

I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Need help? Call Jesus.1-800-555-HELP Out of…
Deputy Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
The Perfect Worker

From a reference letter . . . 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2…
Actual Warnings On Products

*Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
Rodentially Clean

Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One…
Muddy General

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered…
Silly Mom

Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…