What do call a chicken on the go?
Poultry in motion
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Attendance Sermons
A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday… -
A Texas Blessing
*A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless… -
Library Argument
On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with… -
Clerk Problem
In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting… -
Dictionary of Project Terms
*Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen… -
Lost, Found, Changed
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest… -
Amish Law
An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed… -
Travelling Too Light
A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ... A… -
Longevity
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the… -
Golf Hole
A young minister and Mr. Sims, an elderly parishioner, were playing golf. The minister's… -
Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way… -
Military Computer
Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The… -
Bloopers in the Media
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange… -
Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work
~ I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me… -
Air Boss
Activated from the Army Reserves for a joint service Arctic exercise, I was assigned to…
