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    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

    You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words…
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    Measuring Hunger

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    Perfectly Made

    When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds…
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    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…
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    Longevity

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Nutritious Eating

    According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…
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    Little Encouragement

    The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly…
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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
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    Read The Label

    A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens. On returning home,…
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    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
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    Where'd we get him?

    Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we…
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    Elementary Motherhood

    Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions: Why…
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    Back In My Day

    For those of us who remember the good old days. In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We…
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    ESP Banking

    Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he…

Dangling Participle Alert!

~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds.

~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.

~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.

~ Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time.

~ The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear.

~ We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing Scrabble and reading.

~ Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants armed only with spears.

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