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Dusty Comeback

woman surprisedMy mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and sweetly replied,

"Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."

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