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    Name Confusion

    Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed…
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    Lawyer Light Bulb

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    Some Great Malapropisms...

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    Tense

    An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical…
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    Rough Flight

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    Card Reader

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    Signs You are Broke

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    Mouse Trap

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    Chose Your Weapon

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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

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    English Errors

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    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
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    Gravity Situation

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    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
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    Two Teas

    1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The…
An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class.  One is gross and the other is cool."

From the back of the room a voice called out, ".......  so, what are the words?"
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