logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Forbidden Words

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class.  One is gross and the other is cool."

From the back of the room a voice called out, ".......  so, what are the words?"
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    New Duct Tape

    I was with my eldest son one day, driving around town in my old Toyota pickup, when…
  • Default Image

    Fly Problem

    My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly…
  • Default Image

    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
  • Default Image

    What Mom Really Wants

    Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day 10. To be able to eat a whole candy…
  • Default Image

    School Excuse

    At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…
  • A picture of the Grand Canyon

    Questions Asked at National Parks

    *Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators…
  • Default Image

    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
  • Default Image

    Sightseeing at Alcatraz

    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
  • garage

    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

    - It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what…
  • Default Image

    Charity Answer

    Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Report

    Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She…
  • Default Image

    Getting Younger

    Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body.…
  • Default Image

    Cake Question

    While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the…
  • Default Image

    I Just Can't Drive Today

    For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled…
  • Default Image

    Paper Walls

    As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the…