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Getting Closer

Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit. 

After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, "We're getting closer."

"How do you know?" I asked.

He pointed to a sign that read,

"Sonny's Bar-B-Q--Tank Parking Available."

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