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    Bragging Rights

    A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a…
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    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to,…
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    Name Please

    A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.…
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    Bob's MG

    I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS…
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    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
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    Pilot Pride

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    No Pets Allowed

    Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a…
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    Homework Policy

    Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than…
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    Soap and Water

    A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt…
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    Fruit Cake Top Ten

    Top Ten Uses for Fruit Cake10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.9. Use…
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    Hearing Aid

    While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was…
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    Jury Duty Prejudice

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He…
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    Call Me Tex

    A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters,…
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    Car Moving

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the…
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    Getting To Heaven

    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to…

school houseLittle Johnny stared at his test paper.

The big read "F" stared back at him.

Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low grade on that test?"

"Because of an absence," Johnny answered.

"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" he questioned.

Little Johnny replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."

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