logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Haircut Conversations

    *A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:*Oh! That's so cute!Do you think so? I wasn't…
  • paramedic

    Awareness Test

    Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented.…
  • Default Image

    Punctuation

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
  • Default Image

    Art That Sells

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…
  • Default Image

    You Might be a Pastor If...

    ~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only…
  • Default Image

    Inclusive Poster

    Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human…
  • Default Image

    Goober Marksman

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Watermelon Mistake

    Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to…
  • Default Image

    Van Problem

    The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman…
  • Default Image

    To The Rescue

    One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.…
  • child six

    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
  • Default Image

    Tennis Take On

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a…
  • baby boy

    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
  • Default Image

    'Coons From Heaven

    MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a…
  • Default Image

    Bob Hope Quotes

    Some memorable quotes from Bob Hope:ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only…

There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at the local grocery store.  The manager doesn't know what Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him.  The boys say he is two bricks short of a load, or two pickles shy of a barrel.

To prove it, sometimes the boys offer Junior his choice between a nickel and a dime.  He always takes the nickel, they say, because it's bigger.

One day after Junior grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you.  They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.  Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"

Junior said, "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!"

Powered By JFBConnect