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    Are We There Yet?

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
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    Corporate Can-Do

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    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
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    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
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    Investments

    STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will…
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    Going to Disneyworld

    "Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?""I think I can do that. Why?""'Cuz Dad…
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    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
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    Dead Faint

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…
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    Seconds First

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    Lost Ticket

    Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
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    Rules for Editing

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    Reading Problem

    A patient came to me to discuss her nine year old son who was having difficulty reading.…
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    Dewey Check

    I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's…
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    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time
he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear...."

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