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    Speeding Excuses

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Subway Drop

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    More Incorrect

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    Flight Observation

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    Goober Hunters

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    Not For Lunch

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    Fish Heads

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    Doll Play

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    I've Got Shingles

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    Doctor Visit

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    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
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    Helpless Creatures

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    Miracle Cure

    Doctor Bloom who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of…
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    Barbecue Forks

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    "Grace"ous Host

    A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old…

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.

"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."

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