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    Wrong Chanel

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Excuse Me Driver

    A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the…
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    Cheap Perfume

    After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little…
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    Coach Call

    As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much…
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    Soft Seven

    A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they…
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    Fish Tattoo

    As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.…
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    Nail Biting

    Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my…
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    Free Will

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.…
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    Rich Guy

    One day a rich man drives pass a open field and he sees a guy standing there eating grass…
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    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line Calls Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny…
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    Tips From Cowboys

    ~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two…
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    Freedom

    The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to…
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    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
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    Toy Advice

    A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There's no future in time travel.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.

Oh Lord give me patience, and give it to me NOW!

A good pun is it's own reword.

Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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