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    Large Party

    On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to…
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    Country Boys

    These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…
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    Money

    Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
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    Proper Attire

    Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that…
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    Clergy Golf

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…
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    Family Records

    The following was overheard at a recent high society party..."My ancestry goes all the…
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    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…
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    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
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    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

    Definition of a Bar-B-QueIt's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man…
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    Clergy Crowd Control

    A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the…
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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…
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    Dear Milkman…

    Dear Milkman..."Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.""Please…
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    Coast Guard Lingo

    When my husband joined the Coast Guard, I knew there would be some adjustments. Not only…
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    Sleeping Juror

    A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor,…
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    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…

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Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracker

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3M and Goodyear: New company will be called mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: new company will be called Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: New company will be called Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining: New company will be called Mine, All Mine

 3M, J.C. Penney and Canadian Opera Company: New company will be called 3 Penney Opera

Knott's Berry Farm and National organization of Women: New company will be called Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining: New company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da

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