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    An Honest Golfer

    About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a…
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    No Stairs

    An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
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    Late Arrival

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    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Two Teas

    1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The…
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    Under Five

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    London Building

    A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of…
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    Rare Steak

    A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
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    In the Dorm

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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Sinner

    The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners…
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    Applause

    A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a…
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    Morning Pills

    This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain,…
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    Sisters at the Superbowl

    Two elderly sisters donated $25 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to the…
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    Romantic Switch

    Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned…

woman7For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions:

"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."

To his delight, he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement.

Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"

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