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You're No Longer A Kid When…
You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have… -
Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery
1.) Better save that.? We'll need it for the autopsy.2.) Somebody call the janitor -… -
Anniversary Card
It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the… -
2 Requests
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final… -
Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2
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Nativity Accent
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent… -
Sloth Police Report
A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he… -
You know you're growing old when..
You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your… -
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Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing
-- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came… -
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to… -
Hashing it Out
I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a… -
More Sayings
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an… -
First Date
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of… -
Quarter Back
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse:…
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