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    Kids and Cliches

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    People and Mistakes

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    Science Fair Responses

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    Fly Swatter

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    Race Horses in a Stable

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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Handy Gadget

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Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.

Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.

Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.

No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.

Catfood dish replaced with a trough.

Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.

It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.

Has more chins than lives.
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