Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.
Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
Catfood dish replaced with a trough.
Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.
It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.
Has more chins than lives.