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    Buying Shoes

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    Car-jacking Foiled

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    Baby Talk

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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Crossing the Road

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    Goober Dieter

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    Late at Walmart

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    Rolls-Royce Loaner

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    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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    Procrastinator's Creed

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    Radiator Cap Repair

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    Garage Wow

    There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

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Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.

Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.

Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.

No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.

Catfood dish replaced with a trough.

Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.

It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.

Has more chins than lives.
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