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    Noise Abatement

    "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise…
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    As Long As We Are One

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    Bachelor Cooking

    Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.…
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    Word Impatience

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
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    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
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    Why Parents Go Gray

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    Parking Confusion

    After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
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    Chain Fired

    A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the…
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    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…
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    Classmate Reunion

    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed…
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    Kid Quotes

    "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals."- Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh…
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    Graduation Speech Notes

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…
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    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
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    Gender Request

    After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery…
Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.

Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.

Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.

No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.

Catfood dish replaced with a trough.

Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.

It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.

Has more chins than lives.
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