logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Sisters at the Superbowl

Two elderly sisters donated $25 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to the Superbowl.  Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

"I think so, too," said Mabel.  "Let's go!"

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse.  They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half.

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed.  Then came the second half.  When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister.

"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said.  "This is where we came in."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
  • Default Image

    Wimpy Dad

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into…
  • Default Image

    Crash Report

    As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon…
  • Default Image

    Test Results Good News

    Joey walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said…
  • Default Image

    Goober Puzzle

    One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have…
  • Default Image

    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
  • Default Image

    Inventions That Didn't Succeed

    The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine…
  • Hiccup Joke

    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
  • Default Image

    Birthday-Anniversary

    A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.'…
  • Default Image

    Rich Guy

    One day a rich man drives pass a open field and he sees a guy standing there eating grass…
  • Default Image

    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

    The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the…
  • Default Image

    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

    Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder…
  • telephone

    Four Letter Words

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Need A New Lawyer

    1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.2. He tells you that his…
  • Default Image

    Goober Ice Fishing

    A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,…