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Two elderly sisters donated $25 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets to the Superbowl.  Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.

"I think so, too," said Mabel.  "Let's go!"

They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy expanse.  They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth struggles that comprised the scoreless first half.

They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed.  Then came the second half.  When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge nudged her sister.

"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said.  "This is where we came in."

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