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    Large Party

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    You Look Tired

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    Bicycle Accidents

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    The End of Speeding?

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    Boat 99

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    Pink Humvees

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    Fasten Your Seatbelts

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    You've Got Bottle

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    Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

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    3 eggs - 50 years

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    Keep Your Seat

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

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Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful."

Flattered, Sarah continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to 'beautiful'?" Sarah asked.

"I guess the drugs must be wearing off," he replied.

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