logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Taxi Grad

taxi-zone-signA young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future.

He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"

"I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me."

The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch Class of 1969."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Marrying Young

    My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece…
  • child six

    Real Answers

    These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,…
  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • Default Image

    Mule Solution

    A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left…
  • phone2

    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said,…
  • couple on date

    Pregnant Stamp

    A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first…
  • Default Image

    Bear Flight

    During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman…
  • Default Image

    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
  • Default Image

    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

    ~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one…
  • Default Image

    Rare Steak

    A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
  • knitting

    Senior "Favorite Things"

    There are recent rumors that Julie Andrews did a concert for AARP (The American…
  • Default Image

    The English Language

    Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer News

    "I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client. "First the bad…
  • laundry washing machine

    Housework Challenged

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
  • Default Image

    Yiddish Speak

    During the first day of Hanukkah, two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful deli…