logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Taxi Grad

taxi-zone-signA young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future.

He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"

"I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me."

The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch Class of 1969."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
  • Default Image

    Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies

    1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to…
  • hat in_the_cold

    Tim Robbed

    One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the…
  • Default Image

    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
  • Default Image

    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
  • Map of the USA

    Know Your States

    The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked…
  • Default Image

    Suffering Vanity

    Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her…
  • Default Image

    Windshield Wiper Quit

    Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This…
  • Default Image

    Cancelling Cards

    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to…
  • Default Image

    With Friends Like That...

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one…
  • Default Image

    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…
  • guitar bumper sticker

    Bumper Stickers

    If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace -- Visualize…
  • Default Image

    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
  • baptism

    Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

    *Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.…
  • Default Image

    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…