logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • sunday school

    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
  • Default Image

    Pull Over

    "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.The lady complied, and the judge next day…
  • Default Image

    Double Talking Dentist

    "Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good…
  • spray can

    Read The Label

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
  • Default Image

    Pants

    Doug had always been teased by his friends that his wife was more successful than he was.…
  • Default Image

    Haircut

    Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.Susie: It grew on company time.Boss: Not all…
  • Default Image

    Military Inspection

    The colonel who served as inspector general in our command paid particular attention to…
  • Default Image

    Dog Calls

    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
  • Default Image

    Cancelling Cards

    Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to…
  • stork

    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
  • Default Image

    Hacker Safety

    The hacker hit the ball into the rough and landed on an anthill.He tried three times to…
  • Default Image

    Better Preacher

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
  • Default Image

    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…
  • Default Image

    No. 5 Bus

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
  • Default Image

    Leaky Pipe

    A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the…

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month trip to the Holy Land at my expense.  When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you".  The vicar accepted the offer and he and his wife went off to the Middle East.

Three months later they returned home and were met by the wealthy parishioner, who told them while they were gone, he had had a new church built.  "It's the finest building money can buy, vicar," said the man, "No expense was spared." And he was right.  It was a magnificent edifice both outside and in.

But there was one striking difference.  There was only one pew and it was at the very back.  "A church with only one pew?" asked the vicar.

"You just wait until Sunday." said the rich man.

When the time came for the Sunday service, the early arrivals entered the church, filed onto the one pew and sat down.  When the pew was full, a switch clicked silently, a circuit closed, the gears meshed, a belt moved and, automatically, the rear pew began to move forward.  When it reach the front of the church it came to a stop.  At the same time, another empty pew came up from below at the back and more people sat down.  And so it continued, pews filling and moving forwards until finally the church was full, from front to back.

"Wonderful!" said the vicar, "Marvellous!"

The service began, and the vicar started to preach his sermon.  He launched into his text and, when 12 o'clock came, he was still going strong with no end in sight.  Suddenly a bell rang and a trap door in the floor behind the pulpit dropped open.

"Wonderful!" said the congregation, "Marvellous!"

Powered By JFBConnect