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Call Me Leroy

Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through…
Jericho Walls

The new pastor decided to visit the children's Sunday school. The teacher introduced him…
60's Fans

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to…
Conductor Problem

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new…
School Excuse

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…
Key West Tourists

I was a salesman and always wore a shirt and tie which made me stand out in Key West.…
Planning Ahead

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
Listening In

A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
Head First Entry

A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a…
Dog Calls

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty…
Ten Laws of Life

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.…
Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to…
John Will Be Fine

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
Signs of Banned Substances

Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition…