Definition One-liners

Title
Archeologist Pun
Bugging Your Neighbors
Defining Thanks
Don't Get Permanently Pressed
Gesundheit 3X
I Do?
Next Stop, Insanity!
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One-Liner #1547
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One-Liners #1751
Processing Dregs
Worrying in Vein