I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.
This funny note was left for a mailman, asking him to deal with a spider that was preventing someone from getting their mail. Usually postmen have to deal with dogs, so this was probably a welcome change.
In a restaurant one day, a pirate was talking to the waiter. The waiter asked him, "Why do you have a peg leg?"
The pirate answered, "Back when I was sailing the seas, a big shark noticed me swimming one day and bit off me leg."
"Well, then how did you get the hook?" the waiter asked, pointing to the place where the pirate's left hand used to be.
The pirate responded, "Well, me crew and myself were engaged in a rough battle one day and me hand was cut off by a slimy coward's sword."
The waiter looked at the hook for a moment. "Well now I have to ask how you got the eye patch."
The pirate snarled, "I looked at a gull flying overhead in the harbor one day and it took a dump right in me eye."
The waiter was puzzled by this last explanation. "How would that make you get an eye patch?"
The pirate responded, "First day with me hook."
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Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
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