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Sunday greetings everyone.
Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non-zero state is due to the amount of work coming in and not from being behind (well, mostly, lol.)
Today's video share is one I shared 2 months ago because it relates to an news item that is currently getting a lot of attention. How would Jesus respond to the social media stoning of the couple whose adulterous relationship was revealed at the Coldplay concert? Two months ago, I preached from John 7:53-8:11: a passage that inspires me to act differently than so much of what we are seeing online.
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
More Musings
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
There's no future in time travel.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Smith & Wesson -- the original point and click interface.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
Oh Lord give me patience, and give it to me NOW!
A good pun is its own reword.
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
One-Liner #1941
My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.
A Synonymic Tale
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It's given me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Quote #2377
"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach."
- Unknown
First Wedding
Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony.
When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"
Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot
I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Sometimes, I think she does it on purpose, knowing how much I dislike it. I try to make the most of it.
While drinking coffee, I watched people pass by. I can't understand why so many people like coming to the mall.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great;" I replied, "No, you're great" - she's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.
I thought Ariana Grande was a font.
"In the untouched beauty and majesty of God's creation, we begin to understand God's great appreciation of things beautiful. Only man's touch on God's creation taints it with ugliness."
A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 