~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.
~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
~ Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
~ Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
~ "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
~ Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.
~ Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
~ Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
~ Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
~ Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
~ Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
~ Superglue the corners of the pages of his Sport Illustrated magazine together.
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