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While working as a radiology technician in a hospital emergency room, I took X-rays of a trauma patient. I brought the films to our radiologist, who studied the multiple fractures of the femurs and pelvis.

"What happened to this patient?" he asked in astonishment.

"He fell out of a tree," I reported.

The radiologist wanted to know what the patient was doing up a tree.

"I'm not sure, but his paperwork states he works for Bob's Expert Tree Service."

Gazing intently at the X-rays, the radiologist blinked and said, "Cross out 'expert.'"

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One of my favorite vegetables in in the whole world is the carrot because it's orange - which also gives you a clue about my favorite fruit too.

I can't say, however, that I love carrots because that would leave me without an appropriate way to describe how I feel about steak, or Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Yet, carrots still do my heart well when I am out for dinner and a bunch of weird stuff shows up on the table: "Oh no thank you.  I'll just have these carrots.  I really like carrots!"

I am also sentimental about carrots because I remember my grandfather buying them by the truck load to feed to his horses.  When you are 6, there is something magical about looking into a stall in a barn and seeing it full with carrots three feet deep.

I bet even the Carrot Museum doesn't have that many.

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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.  They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, 'Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  But what do you make when life gives you elephants and lots of elephant . . . . um . . . errr . . . well . . . . poo.  Apparently you make exotic paper.

I think the idea for this is pretty neat but I'm not sure I want to lick any envelopes that elephants initially licked and then worse.  I don't like my steak or my envelopes to taste gamey.  I suppose that one solution to that dilemma might be the self-adhering envelopes - I've seen plenty of those at staples, office depot, and other office supply chains.

And then there is the smell.  I pity the poor soldier who gets mail from his girl back home and holds it to his nose to smell her sweet perfume.  "Snifffffff . . . . . Oh, yeah, that's Becky writing me again."

This is a stationery product that cries out for a famous spokesman - "Hi.  Me Tarzan.  Other day me swing through trees and see pile of elephant dung.  That remind me that I no write Jane for long time. Thanks Exotic Papers!"

 

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