Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones!
You say, "Tomato" - I say, "Tomato." You say, "Sunroof" I say, "Snowroof." Tomato, tomato, sunroof, snowroof! Let's just go to:
http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7638-sunroof-snowroof
Enjoy the rest of today's digest.
Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three.
The curator teased one of the Navy midshipman, saying, "You mean it takes twenty Navy guys to do the work of only three Marines?"
"Sir, no sir," he snapped back. "The truth is, sir, it takes six or seven of us to supervise each one of those Marines!"
Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise.
It was the pair on the ground.
“When I can't be kind, I try to have the decency to be vague.”
"Once the axe has been laid to the root of the unproductive tree, it is useless for the branches to start pushing out their withering buds. Faking to turn to God when judgment is at hand is like trying to swim after the pool has been emptied. Hurry up in time!"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear
With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope
If you declare you want a shave
He lets your back repose
And puts hot towels on your face
(Except of course your nose)
His razor strokes are smooth and sure
And after he gets through
You wonder if the looking glass
Is telling lies to you
They say he used to talk so much
It gave a guy a lift
But now he seldom says a word
Unless you ask for it.
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Pastor Tim pastored at Westside Bible Church, Victoria, British Columbia from November 1996 to October 2017.
Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three.
The curator teased one of the Navy midshipman, saying, "You mean it takes twenty Navy guys to do the work of only three Marines?"
"Sir, no sir," he snapped back. "The truth is, sir, it takes six or seven of us to supervise each one of those Marines!"
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.
Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.
All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.
They glared at us with looks of disgust.
Suddenly, we realized why.........
we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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