Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2385

"Your journey is not the same as mine, and my journey is not yours, but if you meet me on a certain path, may we encourage each other." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1201
<1min

๐Ÿฅ Drumroll, Please!

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1 Anna2... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3035
4 min read

It Was a Snarly Kind of Day

Last week The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had another one of her girl days with our daughter and granddaughter. Donโ€™t let this get around, but it is one of my favorite days of the year, includ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5035 - August 14, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We watched the latest Mission Impossible movie with our grandson last Saturday. SPOILER ALERT: It was possible. Today's video share is about an artist read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 14, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We watched the latest Mission Impossible movie with our grandson last Saturday. SPOILER ALERT: It was possible. Today's video share is about an artist who believes his art... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
2536
6 min read

More Than Enough

There are occasions in life that can catch us off guard, even though we knew they were going to take place. It doesnโ€™t make sense if you think about it, but it happens. Let me give you an example, and... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2430
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Quote #2384

"If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now." - attr. Elizabeth Gilbert read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1082
<1min

Rescue Mission โš“

My boat wasn't feeling well so we went straight to the dock!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1930
<1min

One-Liner #1948

The fishing was so bad even the liars didn't catch anything.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5813
2 min read

Because I'm a Man

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5244
5 min read

Chicken Answers

Answers to the question: โ€œWhy did the chicken cross the road?โ€ Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Anderson Co... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6151
<1min

Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
135
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5034 - August 10, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! We are in the midst of enjoying a 2 week long visit by our 12 year old grandson who flew across the country on his own to get read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We are in the midst of enjoying a 2 week long visit by our 12 year old grandson who flew across the country on his own to get here. The world just keeps getting fuller and ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1061
<1min

Crime Alert

Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6313
<1min

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and hereโ€™s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1471
<1min

One-Liner #1947

A hacker just called me and said he has all my passwords ... I jumped up, grabbed a pen and paper, and said, "Thank goodness! What are they?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2833
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Quote #2383

When someone is broken, don't try to fix them. (You can't.) When someone is hurting, don't attempt to take away their pain. (You can't.) Instead, love them by walking beside them in the hurt. (You c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4614
<1min

Unwritten Warning Labels

On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pr... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2813
4 min read

How Much Sleep is Too Much?

I have noticed recently that sleeping has become a very important part of my life. This just snuck up on me overnight. When I was young and living at home, I tried to come up with excuses and reasons... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5033 - August 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, it rained at Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first rain we have had in quite a while. We actually received 7mm of rain in July, but I don read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1917
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, it rained at Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first rain we have had in quite a while. We actually received 7mm of rain in July, but I don't count that, so it's... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2042
<1min

Quote #2382

"Your brain is a supercomputer and your self-talk is the program it will run." - Jim Kwik read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1050
<1min

A Colorful Collection ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

One day I'm going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
2127
2 min read

Kind Of

- photo by Susan PageIt was a breathtaking, pleasant Sunday afternoon. With my camera slung over my shoulder, I was finishing an enjoyable walk through the waterfront park. Taking a detour down a side read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
7818
3 min read

Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5688
<1min

Newspapers Explained

1.  The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2.  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3.  The Washington Post is read by peop read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1946

People who say their wedding day was the best day ever have clearly never had two KitKats fall out of a vending machine.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4345
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Burning Call

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks. "Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooki... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2955
<1min

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..