Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1575
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! If you attend a church that has a board of elders, today is a good day to tell them you appreciate them and to encourage them. Just do it, even if i... read more..
A Jaunty Canine Trek? 🐾
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
829
<1min

A Jaunty Canine Trek? 🐾

Me: I'm heading out to escort the canine on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood. My husband: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dog? Dog: goes absolutely nuts!... read more..
A Sticky Situation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1136
<1min

A Sticky Situation

My wife asked for chap stick and I accidently gave her a glue stick ... she's still not talking to me.... read more..
One-Liner #1945
One-liners
Susan Davis
1092
<1min

One-Liner #1945

The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really quite complex - and to be honest with you, I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you in very simple terms.... read more..
Quote #2381
Quotes
Susan Davis
1809
<1min

Quote #2381

"The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit. Be patient and keep watering." - attr. Fabienne Fredrickson read more..
The Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with an Apple Fritter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1816
4 min read

The Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with an Apple Fritter

Life has many paths, and I have discovered that traveling any of them takes a lot of energy. Unlike The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, my energy comes from those wonderful Apple Fritters. I can'... read more..
Life After Delivery
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
8314
2 min read

Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5032 - August 2, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5032 - August 2, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! If you attend a church that has a board of elders, today is a good day to tell them you appreciate them and to encourage them. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5031 - July 31, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
144
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5031 - July 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on tha read more..
Cybersalt News - July 31, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1331
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on that same Sunday the plan... read more..
A Man Is/A Woman Is
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6206
<1min

A Man Is/A Woman Is

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..
Pet Bills
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4715
<1min

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..
Quote #2380
Quotes
Susan Davis
1436
<1min

Quote #2380

My mind thinks I'm 25; my body thinks I'm an idiot!... read more..
Goober Job Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6000
<1min

Goober Job Interview

An goober goes for a job interview in an office.  The interviewer starts with the basics.  "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The goober counts carefully on her fingers for half... read more..
One-Liner #1944
One-liners
Susan Davis
1061
<1min

One-Liner #1944

One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won't accept it - so use this opportunity now.... read more..
Just Show Up
Susan Page
Susan Page
1493
3 min read

Just Show Up

There are those devastating times when we receive hard news. Processing and dealing with the emotions that come with bad news takes strength that comes from God alone. However, there are circumstances... read more..
Views Await! 😍
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
717
<1min

Views Await! 😍

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges!?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5030 - July 27, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5030 - July 27, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 li read more..
Cybersalt News - July 27, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1106
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 27, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 lit candles on top) the ... read more..
A Transatlantic Difference! 🌍
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
587
<1min

A Transatlantic Difference! 🌍

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator. I guess people are just raised differently.... read more..
Serving Money
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4696
<1min

Serving Money

An elderly man took his young grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the ... read more..
Quote #2379
Quotes
Susan Davis
1330
<1min

Quote #2379

How to have a beach body: Have a body Go to the beach - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1943
One-liners
Susan Davis
1114
<1min

One-Liner #1943

Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile ... I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.... read more..
Y1K
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6361
2 min read

Y1K

Canterbury, England.  AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, unti... read more..
Sir Procrastinate-A-Lot Rules My Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1383
4 min read

Sir Procrastinate-A-Lot Rules My Day

I must admit that I procrastinate a lot. The biggest example is when I get up in the morning. I wait until the very last minute to get up. My goal is to get up before lunch. This is the primary diffe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5029 - July 24, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5029 - July 24, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starl read more..
Cybersalt News - July 24, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1050
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago, Grandma Cybersalt and I had a lovely lunch out with friends. On the way to the restaurant, my friend asked if I wanted his spare Starlink hardware to connec... read more..
If I Were a Rich Man
Susan Page
Susan Page
1260
2 min read

If I Were a Rich Man

- photo from Susan PageI fondly remember seeing both the movie and the theatre production of “Fiddler on the Roof.” Sometimes, when I find myself short on cash, I start humming the tune “If I were a R read more..
Quote #2378
Quotes
Susan Davis
1120
<1min

Quote #2378

"If someone makes you happy, make them happier." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1942
One-liners
Susan Davis
1139
<1min

One-Liner #1942

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that ... I didn't read the whole article.... read more..
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