Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Surprise Wedding Night!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
2267
<1min

Surprise Wedding Night!

A newlywed couple goes to bed on their wedding night. The husband is eager, but his bride says, "Just a moment, dear. I have to take out my glass eye." She pops it out and puts it on the nightstand. ... read more..
Rocking Out in Traffic🚦🎸
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
622
<1min

Rocking Out in Traffic🚦🎸

I always keep my guitar in the car now. It's good for traffic jams.... read more..
A Man for Every Woman
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4980
<1min

A Man for Every Woman

Diane was getting real discouraged over the lack of finding a steady man in her life. In an attempt to lift her spirits, her friend Christina said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for ever... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5028 - July 20, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5028 - July 20, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non read more..
Cybersalt News - July 20, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1030
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Summer is chugging along here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Even though I don't currently have a zero inbox, I am still encouraged because that non-zero state is due to ... read more..
More Musings
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5965
<1min

More Musings

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon! I could... read more..
Quote #2377
Quotes
Susan Davis
1060
<1min

Quote #2377

"God, please give me the confidence of a 25 year old life coach." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1941
One-liners
Susan Davis
818
<1min

One-Liner #1941

My wife wanted a vacation, but I wanted a staycation, so we compromised and had an altercation.... read more..
A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1382
4 min read

A Tribute to Ms. Gossips-a-Lot

I was sitting in the shopping mall, drinking coffee and taking a break. I don't like going to the mall, but sometimes I have to go and pick up something for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Som... read more..
First Wedding
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4784
<1min

First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..
A Synonymic Tale
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
664
<1min

A Synonymic Tale

I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It's given me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5027 - July 17, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5027 - July 17, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who helped me by testing my client's website link! All of you helped me see that the site was in fact OK. read more..
Quote #2376
Quotes
Susan Davis
964
<1min

Quote #2376

"In the untouched beauty and majesty of God's creation, we begin to understand God's great appreciation of things beautiful. Only man's touch on God's creation taints it with ugliness." - A. W. Tozer read more..
One-Liner #1940
One-liners
Susan Davis
712
<1min

One-Liner #1940

My wife texted me this morning and said, "Your great;" I replied, "No, you're great" - she's been in a great mood ever since. I should correct her grammar more often.... read more..
Rest in Peace
Susan Page
Susan Page
1273
4 min read

Rest in Peace

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "Rest in peace" originates from the Latin, "Requiescat in pace", which when translated means, “May he/she rest in peace." This expression was commonly used in Christian read more..
Font-tastic Confusion
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
689
<1min

Font-tastic Confusion

I thought Ariana Grande was a font.... read more..
Umbrella Impression
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
6987
<1min

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..
Shooting Pain 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
1834
<1min

Shooting Pain 🤣

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How abo... read more..
Perfect Mate
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3797
<1min

Perfect Mate

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. S... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 17, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
961
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who helped me by testing my client's website link! All of you helped me see that the site was in fact OK. One of you also helped... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5026 - July 13, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5026 - July 13, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. I wonder if you would please help me out with a work issue? I am helping a client whose website, months ago, was sometimes redirecting to a gambling s read more..
Cybersalt News - July 13, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
798
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. I wonder if you would please help me out with a work issue? I am helping a client whose website, months ago, was sometimes redirecting to a gambling site. I fixed the probl... read more..
Quote #2375
Quotes
Susan Davis
955
<1min

Quote #2375

"The greatest friend of truth is time. Error is always in a hurry, but God's man can afford to await the vindication of time. And if he is not vindicated in his own lifetime, eternity will settle the read more..
A Mystery Bowling League 🎳
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
705
<1min

A Mystery Bowling League 🎳

It's been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors. So we'll never get to know for... read more..
One-Liner #1939
One-liners
Susan Davis
679
<1min

One-Liner #1939

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm and I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed any time I wanted ... turns out that's 9pm.... read more..
Under the Bed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5065
<1min

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..
Maid Mother
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3974
<1min

Maid Mother

For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house. "I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he call... read more..
Whatever Happened to “My Space”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1053
4 min read

Whatever Happened to “My Space”

When I was young, one of my life priorities was “My Space.” I defended it with everything I had. In school, I had to defend “My Space.” Several times, I even had to go to the principal’s office and e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
150
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her li read more..
Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
691
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her life. We were both amuse... read more..
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