Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1320
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1981
<1min

Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."-  Theodore Roosevelt  read more..
Cartoonist News Flash
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2687
<1min

Cartoonist News Flash

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..
One-liner #0871
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2064
<1min

One-liner #0871

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..
More Bumper Stickers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3927
<1min

More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3890 - October 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
94
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3890 - October 10, 2012

Issue #3890 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks read more..
Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3502
<1min

Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier.  ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1818
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Bike Lock Sandals
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10387
<1min

Bike Lock Sandals

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..
Details
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2227
2 min read

Details

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..
Quote #1319
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2017
<1min

Quote #1319

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..
Off to Home Depot
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4878
<1min

Off to Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..
One-liner #0870
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2200
<1min

One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..
Workin' on the Railroad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4139
<1min

Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3889 - October 9, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3889 - October 9, 2012

Issue #3889 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pic read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1785
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..
Cat Laxatives
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7073
<1min

Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..
Quote #1318
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2272
<1min

Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..
Toothaches
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4519
<1min

Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..
One-liner #0869
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2182
<1min

One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..
Pierced Ears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4143
<1min

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3888 - October 8, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3888 - October 8, 2012

Issue #3888 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today. read more..
Good Gift!
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1466
<1min

Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3887 - October 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3887 - October 7, 2012

Issue #3887 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early T read more..
Laws of Computing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4026
<1min

Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..
Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1746
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1832
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..
Hygiene Date Help
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13191
<1min

Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..
Quote #1317
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2004
<1min

Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..
Cats Are Resting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3108
<1min

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..
One-liner #0868
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2167
<1min

One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..
Results 12091 - 12120 of 23138