Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 22, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I think my sermon went well last Sunday (click here to watch), and I am glad my colonoscopy is behind me! Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Preacher vs. Deacon: A Fishing Trip Gone to Heck (Literally!) 🀣

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
961
3 min read

Message in Pink

- photo by Susan PageThe colour pink has never been one that I particularly favour. However, one morning, arriving at the program where I volunteer, I was eagerly greeted by several of my special frie read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2360

The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
947
<1min

Clumsy Me: A Tale of Mishaps and Bruises πŸ˜…

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3519
2 min read

Beyond the Storm

It was evening as I climbed aboard the jumbo jet. I was tired. It had been a hectic, emotionally stormy week. I had endured more than the usual schedule changes, telephone calls, interruptions, child... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
846
<1min

One-Liner #1925

My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told him I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5142
<1min

Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4118
<1min

Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed." M... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5010 - May 18, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
893
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Cybersalt News - May 18 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this week and he asked me to fill in for him. I am looking forward to it... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2359

"Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop."  - African Proverb read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
879
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One-Liner #1924

Travel Advice: Don't waste money buying new clothes; visit new places where people haven't seen your old clothes.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
788
<1min

Tickle Tally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5073
3 min read

Ugly the Tomcat

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5049
<1min

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them.  "Jus... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1333
4 min read

Make Room for Laughter

After about two months in recovery mode, I had an opportunity to go to the neighborhood Publix. It's been a long time since I've been in a store, and I was happy to get out of the house and give The G... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5009 - May 15, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! To... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! Today's video share is a world record solving of a Rubik's cube (the ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4491
<1min

Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments πŸ˜‚

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer to... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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4 min read

Amid the Doubts

- photo by Susan Page'Faith is not the absence of doubt; it is continuing to follow Jesus in the midst of doubt.' J.D. Greear Do faith and doubt go hand in hand? It’s an interesting question. Scriptu read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Message From a Mom to Her Child

I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. I can buy you beautiful clothes, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5245
2 min read

G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there.  One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir!  I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.  I ran t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
898
<1min

Quote #2358

"Children don't often show their pain through talking. They show us their pain through 'challenging behaviour'. As a culture, we need to move beyond seeing challenging behaviour as 'naughtiness' or a read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
816
<1min

One-Liner #1923

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent - I don't care how busy you are - find the time to microwave them!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
877
<1min

Spam Alert! 🚨

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5008 - May 11, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 11 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa today. Our plan is to visit the National Gallery of Canada and the N... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
722
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A Roadside Surprise!

We are having Himalayan rabbit casserole for dinner; we found himalayan on the road!... read more..