Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Gas Station Arrest
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1633
<1min

Gas Station Arrest

I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady ... read more..
One-Liner #1911
One-liners
Susan Davis
912
<1min

One-Liner #1911

My son found my crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hair?" - so now I'm crying for two reasons.... read more..
B.O.O.K.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8134
2 min read

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries.  Nothing to be connected o... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4996 - March 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4996 - March 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Very soon I am going to have some big news for you about my email inbox - but not quite yet! Today's vi... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 23, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
943
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Very soon I am going to have some big news for you about my email inbox - but not quite yet! Today's video share is a testimony from George Foreman, the famous boxer, pre... read more..
One-Liner #1910
One-liners
Susan Davis
1002
<1min

One-Liner #1910

The only squat I'm doin' is Diddly!... read more..
Train Good News
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2551
<1min

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..
Kissing Son
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3746
<1min

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but... read more..
Royal Riddle
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1111
<1min

Royal Riddle

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..
Quote #2345
Quotes
Susan Davis
979
<1min

Quote #2345

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. - Thomas Sowell... read more..
One Man’s Apple Fritter is Pure Delight
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1218
4 min read

One Man’s Apple Fritter is Pure Delight

One thing I have learned in life is there are times when things do come together. For the last several months, I have been struggling to keep up with my schedule, and I was getting behind in some thi... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4995 - March 20, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4995 - March 20, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to Spring or Autumn, depending on your hemisphere! As of last Sunday, Canada has a new... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 20, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to Spring or Autumn, depending on your hemisphere! As of last Sunday, Canada has a new Prime Minister. You may have heard that it is me, but it is not. I ... read more..
Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4662
<1min

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..
In Love ... Forgive
Susan Page
Susan Davis
966
2 min read

In Love ... Forgive

- photo by Susan PageThe season of Lent is when we focus on Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. The cruelty that took place before and during His death is hard to contemplate, sometimes nearly impossible read more..
Free Legless Parrot! 🌟
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
896
<1min

Free Legless Parrot! 🌟

Am giving away a legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.... read more..
One-Liner #1909
One-liners
Susan Davis
892
<1min

One-Liner #1909

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.... read more..
Quote #2344
Quotes
Susan Davis
968
<1min

Quote #2344

Even though you didn't make it to the end of my story, I will always have the corner folded down on your page ... because it was one of my favorites. - Unknown... read more..
Slanderous Statements
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3008
<1min

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..
Lion Tamer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6759
<1min

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4994 - March 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4994 - March 16, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Many of you know I've been attending Freedom Sessions at our church on Thursday nights. This past week,... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
864
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Many of you know I've been attending Freedom Sessions at our church on Thursday nights. This past week, we wrapped up the 20th and final session, and I'm still processing ... read more..
Quote #2343
Quotes
Susan Davis
881
<1min

Quote #2343

"On particularly rough days, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100%, and that's pretty good." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1908
One-liners
Susan Davis
947
<1min

One-Liner #1908

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.... read more..
I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1075
4 min read

I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough

It was evening, and the day was just about over. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were chilling in the living room, watching TV. It is always lovely when the day ends, and you can relax. ... read more..
Lazarus, Come Out!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2865
<1min

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their year-end program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said... read more..
How to Give Your Cat a Pill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12727
2 min read

How to Give Your Cat a Pill

I.  Grasp cat firmly in your arms.  Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2.  Retri... read more..
Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1018
<1min

Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4993 - March 13, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4993 - March 13, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
774
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I... read more..
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