Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2011
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One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3755 - October 4, 2011

Issue #3755 Cybersalt News Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.&nb read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1935
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Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1993
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Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2099
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One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1961
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Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Santa Scooter

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Arm Injury

The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2445
2 min read

Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2457
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Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..