Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2502
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Coffee Cake

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4748
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A Letter From College

A Letter from College: Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3835
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Bus Manners

A young mother was riding the bus with her four year old boy when he suddenly blurted out so that everyone in the bus could hear, "Look mom, see that man's nose, it looks soooo funny!" The mother was... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
128
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! The front page of cybersalt.org — the ministry site, not my company site over at cybersalt.com — has had the same article sitting on it for about fifteen years. I'd love to... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
123
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Quote #2485

"The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine." - Mike Murdock read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
138
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Duck Attack! 🦆

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
135
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One-Liner #2049

Mind-blowing - Every "C" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2424
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At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked,"How many friends have you?""Why, ten or twenty friends have I,"And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at meAnd sadly shook his head."How lucky you mu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3431
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Flower System

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
356
4 min read

Valentine’s Day: Just Another Day on the Calendar?

The older I get, the more I have to forget, and believe me, I don't forget to forget. I can't keep up with dates, holidays, or even my birthday. I believe a day is a day, and that should be the end of... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
143
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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We continue to be thankful for our heat pumps around here. We kept the house closed up all day — first because of the topsoil they're bringing in for the human part of the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
133
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Quote #2484

"I don't know anything about history, and I can tell because every history movie I watch, I watch on the edge of my seat." - Nate Bargatze read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
122
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Mount Everest Model 😂

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
132
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One-Liner #2048

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive ... they would eventually find me attractive.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2089
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Hand Signals 🚗

A police officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old woman because her hand signals were confusing. "First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
274
4 min read

Teach Us to Number Our Days

Today, I am taking the opportunity to introduce you to my friend, Glenda DeVries, whose thoughts on social media resonated with me. I am certain her message will prompt you to reflect on the swift pas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3948
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Refueling

Once my wife and I had to take a flight that had 4 other stops before arriving at the Dallas-Forth Worth Airport. At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane and my wife watched it ... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
94
7 min read

Welcome to Cybersalt

/* ========================================================================== Cybersalt.org home portal — scoped fallback styles ---------------------------------------------------------------- read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4335
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Time to Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
131
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Cybersalt News - August 2, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! Today I want to share an opportunity to support Hannah, who is the daughter of my best friend growing up, who passed away almost five years ago. Han... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
170
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Quote #2483

"Why is it called a week's wage when it only lasts three days?" - Vince Rozmiarek (aka: Vince the Sign Guy) read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
131
<1min

Huge Boat Buying Addiction? ⛵

I used to have an uncontrollable obsession with buying large boats. Thankfully, the antibuyyachtics worked.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
159
<1min

One-Liner #2047

I'm awake, but in the same way that a single bar of WIFI is "connected."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1996
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Last-Minute Planning 🚗

A story from back in the day when gas stations had attendants who would pump the gas, clean your windows and check your oil.  A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just befor... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3664
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Vacuum Persuasion

My sister has the courage - but not always the skills - to tackle any home-repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawnmower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day m... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
495
4 min read

Life Is Not a Soap Opera

When I was young, we did not have a TV in our home. My parents did not think it was important, so we listened to the radio instead. I love the Saturday morning radio shows, Popeye the Sailor Man, part... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
154
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Cybersalt News - July 29 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last weekend was a busy birthday party weekend around Cybersalt World Headquarters. One granddaughter’s party was on Saturday, and another granddaughter’s party on Sunday. ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
123
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Quote #2482

"Some people's two cents are why we got rid of pennies." - Vince Rozmiarek (aka: Vince the Sign Guy) read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
150
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Mary's Lamb Parody

Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow. But Mary loves a curry And the fleece is now a throw.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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TV News

A chicken crosses the road. Here's how some of the media covers it. Here's our trusty NBC camera crew, on the trail of heartwarming sports news for "Inside Stuff." Today's topic: Young chicks cross t... read more..