Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shower or Tub
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3460
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Shower or Tub

New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel clerk asked me if I wanted a room with a shower or a tub. I asked what the difference was.He replied, "Well sir, ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3691 - July 14, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3691 - July 14, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Shhhhh . . . . . It's that day again. Somebody call Lassie because Timmy has fallen down a well - the well of migrating (which is way read more..
Bag of Chickens
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3503
<1min

Bag of Chickens

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labe... read more..
Spay or Neuter
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15699
<1min

Spay or Neuter

The Vet at this hospital is finding it hard to make friends. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3690 - July 13, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3690 - July 13, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, . . . . never mind, I'm one day early. There are two updated pages on the Cybersalt site today - "Coffin Yard" and "Open Sorry." http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/coffi read more..
Worker Ants
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3500
<1min

Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?"One c... read more..
Coffin Yard
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Coffin Yard

Hardly used - make an offer. ... read more..
Open Sorry
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9430
<1min

Open Sorry

We've all eaten in restaurants that should have had this sign. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3689 - July 12, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3689 - July 12, 2011

Cybersalt News This isn't the first time one of my pages has been accused of being "cheesy." Well, if the cheddar fits, rock on dude! http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cheese-guitar Enjoy the read more..
Cheese Guitar
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12169
<1min

Cheese Guitar

New From Kraft - Guitar Munchables. ... read more..
Razor Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3362
<1min

Razor Request

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"The barbe... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3688 - July 11, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3688 - July 11, 2011

Cybersalt News Due to an increase of knowledge accumulated over the passing of time, it is considered inappropriate to drive while talking on a cell phone, shaving, or doing both at the same time. ht read more..
Chess Playing Dog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3560
<1min

Chess Playing Dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while."I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest d... read more..
Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1482
<1min

Following Victory, Keep Seeking and Working Hard Work

When God gives you a victory in your life, keep seeking and working for Him. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110710.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3687 - July 10, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3687 - July 10, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. I spent yesterday updating the Westside Bible Church web site to the latest version of the CMS (Joomla!) on which it runs, so there are no new messages uploa read more..
Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3910
2 min read

Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for seniors.Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to ... read more..
Cell Phone Shaver
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8755
<1min

Cell Phone Shaver

Now you can phone, shave, and drive at the same time (except where prohibited by law). ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3686 - July 9, 2011
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3686 - July 9, 2011

Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Lifesavers? Can you hear me now Luke? http://www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/life-savers-cheap-cellphone Enjoy the rest of today's digest. read more..
Life Savers Cheap Cellphone
Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6697
<1min

Life Savers Cheap Cellphone

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..
The Cybersalt Award
General News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Cybersalt Award

The Cybersalt Award is presented to web sites that make a positive influence on the internet for Jesus Christ. Jesus teaches his followers to be the salt of the earth. Cybersalt award recipients, thr... read more..
How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2408
<1min

How do I upload to and/or put pictures in my Joomla articles?

This tutorial shows you how to upload pictures and how to insert pictures into Joomla articles. On all of our Joomla sites we use JCE Editor because of it's user friendliness, advanced feature option... read more..
Where do I put SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2430
<1min

Where do I put SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you where to put your SEO (Search Engine Optimization) info in Joomla. ... read more..
How do I log into the administration area of my Joomla site?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2370
<1min

How do I log into the administration area of my Joomla site?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..
On my website on every post it says "written by [my name]". How can I stop it?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
1903
<1min

On my website on every post it says "written by [my name]". How can I stop it?

If you want to stop the "writen by . . . ." credit on your whole site, simply go the article manager in Joomla and in the top right corner of Joomla you will see a "parameters" button. Click on t... read more..
If I put my email address on one of my webpages, does this make me a target for spammers?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2122
2 min read

If I put my email address on one of my webpages, does this make me a target for spammers?

Anytime you put your e-mail address on a web site, you make it available for anyone to visually read it with the naked eye. Of course, that's why you would put it on a web page in the first place! ... read more..
How can I see what module positions are available on my Joomla Template?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2144
<1min

How can I see what module positions are available on my Joomla Template?

There are a number of situations where one wants to see where the module postions are on their Joomla! site.  Here's a quick tip on how to do that. In your browser's address bar, enter the URL of y... read more..
How do I log in to the backend administration area of Joomla?
Working On Your Site
Pastor Tim
2097
<1min

How do I log in to the backend administration area of Joomla?

Here's a video tutorial that will show you how to log in to the Joomla administration area of your web site. It also features a brief look at navigating the admin area too. ... read more..
Help! I'm having trouble using the Rockettheme.com site you sent me to to pick a Joomla! template.
Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
3545
2 min read

Help! I'm having trouble using the Rockettheme.com site you sent me to to pick a Joomla! template.

We really like the Joomla templates that Rockettheme.com makes, so much so that we buy a yearly membership to their template club and use them in 99% of my projects. If Cybersalt is working on deve... read more..
Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?
Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
2363
<1min

Do you have sample templates I can look at for my site?

Yes! We use templates from RocketTheme for the Joomla sites we build for our clients (we have a membership that lets us do so).  Use the following link to go to their site and check them out and se... read more..
How can I help you get my site found in search engines?
Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
2322
3 min read

How can I help you get my site found in search engines?

An excellent question!  When Cybersalt is building a site for you we know how to build it, but there are some things that can only come from you to assist us in setting up a page that is ready for s... read more..
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