Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Self-Gentleness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2694
<1min

Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be displeased and sorry when we commit fa... read more..
One-Liner #2046
One-liners
Susan Davis
147
<1min

One-Liner #2046

The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow is very disappointing.... read more..
Well Steeped
Susan Page
Susan Page
244
3 min read

Well Steeped

Do you enjoy a nice cup of steeped tea? Perhaps you prefer a good cup of brewed coffee. I enjoy several varieties of herbal tea. I’m not a Tea Sommelier; someone trained in the knowledge and history o... read more..
Buckle Up
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4767
<1min

Buckle Up

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.  She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard... read more..
Children Under Ten
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4624
<1min

Children Under Ten

Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10. You can read more..
She Doesn't Know Me
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2816
2 min read

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..
Honk If You Love Manners! 🤡
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
137
<1min

Honk If You Love Manners! 🤡

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.... read more..
Quote #2481
Quotes
Susan Davis
143
<1min

Quote #2481

"As the source of every good pleasure, God himself pleases fully and finally. If that's not how we experience him, we are either dead, or blind, or sleepwalking." - John Piper read more..
How to Get Out of a Pickle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
406
4 min read

How to Get Out of a Pickle

Throughout my time on this planet, I have gotten into many pickle situations that I could not escape. Each pickle was different from the last, which made dealing with them quite a problem for me. In ... read more..
One-Liner #2045
One-liners
Susan Davis
155
<1min

One-Liner #2045

So why is it that when Star Trek characters "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always find someone there?... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 23, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
180
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work is absolutely humming here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. You might remember that a few months back I spoke at a conference about how to have a zero inbox. I am taki... read more..
Trampled by Wildebeests 🤕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
152
<1min

Trampled by Wildebeests 🤕

I was trampled by a herd of wildebeests. Doc said I might not walk for six months. The gnus hit me hard.... read more..
Virus Warning!
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5087
<1min

Virus Warning!

WARNING!  WARNING!  WARNING! IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!!  It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and will overwrite your ENTIRE CITY! The "g... read more..
Accepting Authority
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2710
<1min

Accepting Authority

A woman in a drafting unit was promoted to supervisor and some of the older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority. While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted... read more..
Quote #2480
Quotes
Susan Davis
149
<1min

Quote #2480

“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” - Tom Snyder... read more..
One-Liner #2044
One-liners
Susan Davis
155
<1min

One-Liner #2044

I don't always carry all the groceries with one arm, but when I do my keys are in the wrong pocket.... read more..
Back to Basics
Susan Page
Susan Page
417
3 min read

Back to Basics

Do you ever feel the need to get back to basics? Our Saviour walked this earth, living a remarkably simple life. He had no cell phone, voicemail, call forwarding, computer, cable television, satellit... read more..
Golf Comeback
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4100
2 min read

Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 19, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
159
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! It's been a really productive week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, and I'm not the only one keeping busy. Grandma Cybersalt has been building a website for one of our... read more..
Quote #2479
Quotes
Susan Davis
150
<1min

Quote #2479

"The devil knows if he can capture your thought life he has won a mighty victory over you." - Smith Wigglesworth read more..
If You Go, I'll Go
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4693
<1min

If You Go, I'll Go

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and went... read more..
The History You Missed 🏁
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
163
<1min

The History You Missed 🏁

Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.... read more..
One-Liner #2043
One-liners
Susan Davis
162
<1min

One-Liner #2043

A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he askes he doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?" The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."... read more..
Boy, Oh Boy, What a Day it Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
396
4 min read

Boy, Oh Boy, What a Day it Was

Throughout my years, I have had many crazy days. I guess it's crazy days that develop character. If so, I have a lot of character. I never had a day quite like last week. Everything seemed to go wron... read more..
Moment Actions of the Faith
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2652
<1min

Moment Actions of the Faith

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
194
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The forecast today is calling for a 70% chance of rain, which will not only be good for the grass but should give everything a nice wash from all the dust that's been drift... read more..
He Is ...
Susan Page
Susan Page
477
<1min

He Is ...

He is ... The God who sees us when we fallThe God who hears us when we callThe God who weeps when we’re in painThe God who heals the blind and lame He is … The God who sings sweet melodiesThe God... read more..
The Bike Bandit Returns 🐕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
165
<1min

The Bike Bandit Returns 🐕

My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away ... then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.... read more..
Jar Number 47
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4088
<1min

Jar Number 47

A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. T... read more..
Quote #2478
Quotes
Susan Davis
135
<1min

Quote #2478

You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana. - African Proverb... read more..
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