Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23133 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1851
One-liners
Susan Davis
1112
<1min

One-Liner #1851

If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the Wi-Fi.... read more..
Basic Training
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7271
<1min

Basic Training

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over. Apparently, at least one ne... read more..
Courtyard Murmuring
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2770
<1min

Courtyard Murmuring

On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L". White-r... read more..
Communication, Flexibility, Education
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2405
<1min

Communication, Flexibility, Education

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del... read more..
Quote #2286
Quotes
Susan Davis
899
<1min

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4937 - August 18, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4937 - August 18, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! August 18th?  Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days w... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
938
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th?  Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..
One-Liner #1850
One-liners
Susan Davis
954
<1min

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..
Better Digs
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
915
<1min

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..
Having a Brain Can Be a Problem
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1201
4 min read

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..
Silly Q&A
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
25617
<1min

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..
Hard Work, Complaining
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2526
<1min

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..
Quote #2285
Quotes
Susan Davis
950
<1min

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4936 - August 15, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4936 - August 15, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told yo... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
748
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..
From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4500
3 min read

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..
Blessed are the Peace Makers
Susan Page
Susan Page
1314
2 min read

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..
One-Liner #1849
One-liners
Susan Davis
1051
<1min

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..
Quote #2284
Quotes
Susan Davis
863
<1min

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..
Bob's MG
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4265
<1min

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..
Logical Answer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2333
<1min

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..
The One
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
947
<1min

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4935 - August 11, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4935 - August 11, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) an... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
964
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..
One-Liner #1848
One-liners
Susan Davis
1019
<1min

One-Liner #1848

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.... read more..
Eight-legged Friend
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
963
<1min

Eight-legged Friend

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks, Nice guy. He's a web designer.... read more..
Quote #2283
Quotes
Susan Davis
992
<1min

Quote #2283

"When I look at myself, I don't see how I can be saved. But when I look at Christ, I don't see how I can be lost." - Martin Luther read more..
Camping with Holmes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5253
<1min

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..
Consequences
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2528
<1min

Consequences

Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to ... read more..
Some Things Do Have a Purpose
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1225
4 min read

Some Things Do Have a Purpose

One thing I have learned in life is that some things do have a purpose no matter how bad they seem at the time. They don’t seem to have any purpose when they happen, but you later discover a significa... read more..
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