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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4934 - August 8, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
126
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4934 - August 8, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
770
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out to a small nearby island where we then anchored and enjoyed ... read more..
School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4440
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School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school.  Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little g... read more..
Be Still My Soul
Susan Page
Susan Page
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4 min read

Be Still My Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe journey through grief can take you through a period of growing, stretching, and learning. God weaves together a beautiful tapestry of lessons to help us through our journey to read more..
Quote #2282
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2282

"Live for the applause of nail-scarred hands." - Mark Batterson read more..
One-Liner #1847
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1847

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house expenses..." My eyes started to tear up - my baby will be 32 next mont... read more..
Casual Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5999
2 min read

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable. Below are a string of memos we received over the course of just over 2 months: Casual Da... read more..
Diamonds
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4169
<1min

Diamonds

Bill: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Doug: So what did she ask for? Bill: She said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds." ... read more..
Sentiment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2503
<1min

Sentiment

I guess I must have been poking through the cards for an awful long time, lingering from one card to another, because the clerk in the Hallmark store came over and said, "Sir, is there a problem?" "Y... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4933 - August 4, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4933 - August 4, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply to Cybersalt Digests have not been getting downloaded since ... read more..
Quote #2281
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2281

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you." - Walter Payton read more..
The Lord's Prayer - Sort of
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

A mother was teaching her young daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother.  Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother liste... read more..
Slow Down Therapy - Part 2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Slow Down Therapy - Part 2

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition. 14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words. 15. Give yourself permission to be read more..
Ship Building Happens
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
965
<1min

Ship Building Happens

I've been thinking about Noah's ark. It was made of gopher wood and pitched inside and out. I asked myself if the pitch was a fast-ball, a curve, a change-up or... I know they wouldn't have used a sin... read more..
One-Liner #1846
One-liners
Susan Davis
1004
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One-Liner #1846

My son, Luke, loves how I named my kids after Star Wars characters; my daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4932 - August 1, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4932 - August 1, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to August and (if you are reading this in the PearlyGates newsletter) PearlyGates Edition number 1,000!... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 1, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1005
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to August and (if you are reading this in the PearlyGates newsletter) PearlyGates Edition number 1,000! This is a very special August 1st for a friend of Grandma C... read more..
Around our Crowded Table
Susan Page
Susan Page
1299
3 min read

Around our Crowded Table

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I had the wonderful opportunity of attending another Momentum Choir performance. The Momentum Choir “is a collective of amazing people striving for community, joy, and h read more..
💃 Husband's Hilarious Dance Night Out
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3371
<1min

💃 Husband's Hilarious Dance Night Out

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, mo... read more..
Art Good News/Bad News
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Art Good News/Bad News

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.  "The good news is that a gentlema... read more..
Bridget Schuil
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2727
<1min

Bridget Schuil

In days of yore A god of war Rode out upon his filly. "I'm Thor," he cried And his horse replied "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."... read more..
Quote #2280
Quotes
Susan Davis
825
<1min

Quote #2280

"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1845
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1845

Steve's keyboard must be broken ... he keeps hitting the escape key, but he's still at work.... read more..
Appearance of Evil
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2546
<1min

Appearance of Evil

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4931 - July 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4931 - July 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when y... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
951
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Cybersalt News - July 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off to our youngest grandchild's first birthday party today. Time sure flies when your not the youngest anymore! Today's video share is an exa... read more..
Quote #2279
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2279

My grandpa once said: "Your terrible job is the dream of the unemployed. Your house is the dream of the homeless. Your smile is the dream of the depressed. Your health is the dream of the ill. Don't l... read more..
One-Liner #1844
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1844

How come there's enough asphalt for speedbumps, but not enough to fill potholes?... read more..
Kids' Instructions for Life
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4897
2 min read

Kids' Instructions for Life

Never trust a dog to watch your food.  Patrick, Age 10 When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.  Matthew, Age 12 Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitc... read more..
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