Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International Astronomical Union determined this week by a close vote that February is too short to be considered a true month. It has,... read more..
Letting Lucy Lead
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
7226
3 min read

Letting Lucy Lead

I've just returned from four days on the road, traveling to various communities and speaking to Christian women's groups. Three of those engagements were in a large city that I'm not terribly familiar... read more..
The Lion and the Lamb Controversy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4320
5 min read

The Lion and the Lamb Controversy

Every year about this time, a friend of mine always says, "If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb." I would not mind it so much if I knew what in the world he was ta read more..
Comedic Laugh
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Comedic Laugh

Usually it's a comedian's material that gets the laughs - not the laugh of one of the guys he's trying to make laugh. ... read more..
Watch This
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Watch This

A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.  The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel... read more..
Dog Marker
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dog Marker

Dogs mark their territory. Children marker it. ... read more..
The Fork in the Road
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Fork in the Road

At the fork in the road choose wisely. {audio}podcast/sm20090308.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Lose an Hour, Gain a Life
General News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lose an Hour, Gain a Life

If you live in a part of the world that does so, don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour before going to bed tonight. And remember to do one more thing that can safe your life - change the bat... read more..
The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4740
5 min read

The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae

Not everybody realizes how important it is to follow protocol. Many Philistines in our society do things so haphazardly that it is a real affront to those of us who know better. There read more..
Fun Times Daycare
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Fun Times Daycare

Pastor Tim's sermons were a big hit at the Fun Times Daycare. ... read more..
The Sliding House
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Sliding House

Here is the perfect house for Pastors who's churches insist they live in glass houses.  Your problem is solved - on the slide. ... read more..
NTSB Report on Flight 1549
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6970
2 min read

NTSB Report on Flight 1549

Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549.  Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions which resulted in crash says F.A.A.. Subject: NTSB Report on Flight 1549  US Airways violated Federa... read more..
Allergy Medicine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Allergy Medicine

During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our pastor put him in touch with a doctor in our church for an emergency prescription to get him through the week. The ... read more..
Let's Play Follow the Weaver
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3122
5 min read

Let's Play Follow the Weaver

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Making the iPhone work in XP x64
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Making the iPhone work in XP x64

When I lost my Palm Treo 600 (just a few days before my contract expired) I was quite disappointed.  Of all the electronic things I wanted to spend money - that I did not have on - my cell phone ... read more..
The Grandma Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

The Grandma Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" my gr... read more..
V-Cube
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

V-Cube

I have no idea how this guy can solve this V-Cube.  Rubik's Cube almost sent me to counseling. ... read more..
Death To All
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Death To All

Perhaps we have over estimated the threat. ... read more..
Amanda Tree
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Amanda Tree

Amanda was going pretty fast when she hit the tree. Thanks to Amanda's grandma, Mary Ann, for sending us this photo.... read more..
Trusting in Troubled Times
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Trusting in Troubled Times

In troubled times don't cut back on your trust in God. {audio}podcast/sm20090222.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
There's A Lot to Be Said for Boring
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3147
5 min read

There's A Lot to Be Said for Boring

Some people have a hard time with nothing. They get all jittery and nervous and don't know what to do with themselves. I, on the other hand, enjoy nothing better than anything I can read more..
Laundry Comments
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Laundry Comments

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she said. ... read more..
Lulin Comet
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lulin Comet

If you go out to the woods tonight (properly chaperoned of course) and away from the city lights you might just be able to see comet Lulin in the sky.  There is a pretty neat story behind how this com... read more..
Global Newspapers
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Global Newspapers

Here's a really cool link that someone just sent me.  On the page that opens, you can see the front page of many newspapers from around the world.  It's really interesting to see all of the different ... read more..
Pancakes on Tuesday
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pancakes on Tuesday

The most impressive shoving happens at 12:55! ... read more..
New Family Ad
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

New Family Ad

I like people who can laugh at themselves - especially if they are really rich and already the target of teasing and primal screams of frustration from every corner of the globe. So enjoy this Micros... read more..
Planting Time
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Planting Time

A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read ... read more..
Start Well
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Start Well

When God calls you to something new, start well! {audio}podcast/sm20090215.mp3{/audio} ... read more..
Anti Bird Strike System
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Anti Bird Strike System

US Airways is trying out a new anti bird strike system. ... read more..
Rare Steak
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Rare Steak

Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others.The first man ordered his steak "rare -- red rare."The second said, "Just pass mine through the flames and sing... read more..
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