Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 23134 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1594
4 min read

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..
One-Liner #1819
One-liners
Susan Davis
1103
<1min

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.”  - Billy Connolly... read more..
Men, Dogs, Women
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5450
2 min read

Men, Dogs, Women

1.  How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..
Color Dreams
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3096
<1min

Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..
Christian Living
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2555
<1min

Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..
Quote #2254
Quotes
Susan Davis
1103
<1min

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4898 - March 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4898 - March 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarter... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..
His Watermark
Susan Page
Susan Page
1917
4 min read

His Watermark

- photo by Susan PageI love nature photography. It is a hobby that I am quite passionate about, one which I never tire of. When I’m outdoors with my camera I lose all track of time and am in my “happy read more..
Cemetery Workers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3753
<1min

Cemetery Workers

"Cemetery workers always work the graveyard." read more..
The More
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2707
<1min

The More

The more generous we are, the more joyous we become. The more cooperative we are, the more valuable we become. The more enthusiastic we are, the more productive we become. The more serving we are... read more..
W-a-i-t-i-n-g
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4519
<1min

W-a-i-t-i-n-g

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied d... read more..
Quote #2253
Quotes
Susan Davis
1497
<1min

Quote #2253

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." - Franklin D. Roosevelt read more..
One-liner #1818
One-liners
Susan Davis
1128
<1min

One-liner #1818

It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed.... read more..
Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1523
2 min read

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4897 - March 17, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4897 - March 17, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! We are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-win... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 17, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1081
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy St. Patrick's Day. We are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-winter days when you remember tha... read more..
Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1693
4 min read

Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?

When I was young, my favorite sandwich was the baloney sandwich. Sometimes, with cheese and other things, but most importantly, baloney. I can’t imagine what my childhood would have been like without ... read more..
St. Paddy's Day Pun
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1087
<1min

St. Paddy's Day Pun

Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.... read more..
First Grade Proverbs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6043
<1min

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... read more..
End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2588
<1min

End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper. With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"... read more..
Quote #2252
Quotes
Susan Davis
998
<1min

Quote #2252

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside." - Irish Proverb read more..
One-liner #1817
One-liners
Susan Davis
1141
<1min

One-liner #1817

The leprechauns made me do it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4896 - March 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4896 - March 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybers... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
919
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week. The street we live on is a ... read more..
Growing
Susan Page
Susan Page
2019
3 min read

Growing

- photo by Susan PageTo gather a harvest means some seed has been planted. Whether it is a seed of the beginning of something new, a seed of doubt, or a seed of faith, all these seeds will grow under read more..
From Marine to Bear: A Hilarious Mix-Up | Funny Family Story 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4022
<1min

From Marine to Bear: A Hilarious Mix-Up | Funny Family Story 🤣

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears--one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the... read more..
Car Recognition
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4099
<1min

Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I do... read more..
Candy Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2843
<1min

Candy Pun

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.... read more..
Work Ethic, Children, Unions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2462
<1min

Work Ethic, Children, Unions

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" On... read more..
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