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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4884 - January 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4884 - January 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tue... read more..
Do I Need to Repeat That?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1671
4 min read

Do I Need to Repeat That?

Of all the holidays during the year that I like, my birthday is at the bottom of the list. Now that I'm at my current age, I prefer not to be reminded that I'm getting older. All a birthday does for m... read more..
One-Liner #1804
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1804

I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.... read more..
Quote #2239
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2239

"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free." - unknown read more..
Wittle Wabbits
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wittle Wabbits

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that ... read more..
Atheists
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Atheists

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.... read more..
Curiosity, Sinful Nature
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Curiosity, Sinful Nature

A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1224
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tuesday! I have already bought Susan her birthday gift. I know ... read more..
School Question
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

School Question

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4882 - January 25, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
158
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4882 - January 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was s... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1132
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Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was sitting at the desk working and my foot went numb. No worries... read more..
Quote #2238
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2238

Said the horse, "You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make it think."... read more..
Job Search Woe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Job Search Woe

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover... read more..
Birth Registration
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Birth Registration

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The woman behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro." The woman says that s... read more..
Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2488
<1min

Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility

I got some bad news today: You know the money you get from those ATM machines? It comes from YOUR account!... read more..
One-Liner #1803
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1803

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4881 - January 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4881 - January 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days arou... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days around Cybersalt World Headquarters. The forecast is calling for... read more..
My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1668
4 min read

My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie

Whenever things go better than you can imagine, it is always a red flag to pay attention because something is wrong. I don’t always catch it, and I have paid the price. One day this past week, The Gr... read more..
Quote #2237
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2237

"Shame dies when stories are told in safe places." - Ann Voskamp read more..
One-Liner #1802
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1802

People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.... read more..
Ten for Sure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fro... read more..
Clinic Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Clinic Sign

From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."... read more..
Testimony
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Testimony

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiti... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4880 - January 18, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4880 - January 18, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the... read more..
Southern Hospitality
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8103
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Southern Hospitality

A very gentle southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled ... read more..
Quote #2236
Quotes
Susan Davis
1154
<1min

Quote #2236

"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift." - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis read more..
One-Liner #1801
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1801

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.... read more..
Bug Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3090
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Bug Pun 1

Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel. "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes". It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.... read more..
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